(So Many Distractions)
We'll be starting the interview for Gag Group soon
so please get ready.
Okay.
Hello.
I applied for Gag Group
t-to understand the c-consumers...
Why am I so nervous?
Are you nervous?
Yes.
Why is he talking to me?
Got a girlfriend?
No.
You used to?
No.
But not anymore?
No, no.
So you're into guys?
No, it's not like that.
So you're asexual.
No! Would you stop it?
Did you get some sleep?
No.
You slept well?
No, no.
You tried to sleep well?
No, it's not like that.
Oh, the neighbors were too loud?
No, it's not like that.
Was it newlywed couple?
It's not like that.
And you were listening in?
No.
Oh, you're asexual?
No! What's your problem?
Would you stop that?
I guess this is your first interview, sir.
Yes, this is my first time.
You're still an amateur.
I'll give you a few tips as a pro at interviews.
Sure.
Stand up.
During an interview...
Stand up straight
and wear a nice suit.
And most importantly...
- Dress shoes. / - Dress shoes.
Why did I wear slippers?
You said you're a pro.
Can I borrow your shoes?
No! No way.
I don't have athlete's foot. Please.
Alright, alright! Here, here.
Thank you. Thank you.
The shoes aren't that important.
Why did you borrow mine then?
What's most important is your greeting.
Show me your greeting.
Alright.
Hello! I'm like a tiger! I'm Lee Sangeun!
- Mr. Im Jaebaek, you can go in now. / - Alright.
Good luck in there!
Please introduce yourself.
Hello!
I'm like a tiger! I'm Im Jaebaek!
You're full of spirit.
Aren't those shoes from our company?
That's right! I only wear Gag Group shoes!
You're hired!
Wait, wait, wait! That's mine!
He copied me!
Does this mean I won't get the job?
Don't worry, Sangeun.
You'll get hired for sure. Hang in there.
Thank you for that.
I wouldn't even hire you...
Excuse me, I heard that.
Oops, that was supposed to be in my head.
Oopsie.
Just keep it to yourself.
Why would she say that?
Good work today.
The applicants.
Yes. Hello there!
Why are you wearing slippers to an interview?
The guy next to me had to...
You think this interview is a joke?
No...
We don't need people like you at our company.
Get out now.
- Please give me a chance... / - I said to get out!
I'm sorry.
Nice! That's one down!
Hey! What the...
- You're an applicant too? / - Yeah!
You're number 200! You're way behind me. Get out.
Too bad!
How is that too bad? Geez...
Are you angry?
No.
You were angry?
No, no.
But not anymore?
I said no.
You have a split-personality?
I said no.
Oh, you're a psychopath?
That's right! I'm a psycho!
You admit it?
Geez!
Son!
Son, son!
- Where's my son? / - Dad!
Why are you here?
To see how you're doing, son!
Come on, dad...
Hold on...
Son.
What?
What's with that hair?
I already did my hair, I did my hair...
Dad, I already did my hair.
You look better like this, son.
Stop it!
You're making me more nervous!
- You're nervous? / - Yeah.
What should I do about this?
What is it?
What should I do?
- Take a shot. / - Why'd you bring soju?
Just take one shot.
I can't drink soju here!
Geez...
You're tiring me out even more, dad.
- You're tired? / - Yeah.
Don't worry.
What is it?
Now!
What the...
Lee Sangeun! Lee Sangeun!
Number 148 Lee Sangeun!
- Lee Sangeun! Lee Sangeun! / - It's embarrassing.
Number 148 Lee Sangeun!
- Get out of here! Get out! / - Lee Sangeun!
- Get out of here, dad. / - Lee Sangeun!
Please leave.
Gosh, that was so embarrassing.
I came from China in April.
My name is Jang Daeryuk.
Alright, Mr. Jang Daeryuk.
Please have a seat here.
Looks like...
What's with the soju?
Looks like I'm not late.
Let me take out my resume...
Your resume is a page long?
Now this is a resume.
Now these are qualifications.
I'm trying to practice here.
Alright.
Would you like me to read it to you?
Alright, make it quick then.
Name, Jang Daeryuk.
Skills, English.
Family...
Oldest brother, Jang Dae.
Second brother, Jang Ju.
Third brother, Jang So.
Second sister, oldest sister...
- Youngest sister... / - Hold on!
Your family is this big?
17 boys and 20 girls.
That's how big we do it...
In China.
Alright, I see.
You're number 138.
I'm 129.
I'm totally ahead of you.
How are you ahead of me? You're behind me.
I'm behind you?
You're totally behind.
That means this is...
Something done in Korea.
What are you saying?
For interviews in China,
so many people line up in front of the company...
How far does the line go?
Then a company employee comes out and says,
"Starting from number 20,000 in the back,
get your visas."
Why would they need visas?
Starting with number 20,000,
they're in Russia.
The line goes all the way to Russia...
That's no big deal.
If the line is crooked,
the employees come out and say,
"Make the line straight."
Then the people apologize
and all move
kicking up a bunch of dust.
This is...
Yellow dust.
That's yellow dust?
It's no big deal.
After the interview is over,
the ones that didn't get the job go,
"I didn't get the job!"
They stomp their feet
and this is an earthquake.
How is that an earthquake.
That's how big we do it...
In China.
Alright, I see.
Mr. Jang Daeryuk, go in for your interview.
I'm sorry!
It looks like it's my turn...
To go in.
Alright, get in there.
I didn't get to practice at all.
To understand the consumers...
And to improve...
Nice, that's one down.
Oh, come on!
Get out of here!
Too bad!
(Decline)
Hurry and get to work.
Alright.
Dad.
- What? / - What are you doing?
Our company is bankrupt
so our wealth should be declining.
What?
Grandpa, that happens all the time.
We all know this.
If you can't avoid it, just enjoy it.
Sounds good.
Let's just enjoy this.
Gosh...
We haven't bankrupted in a while.
Goodness...
I want to get on too.
This is the best part about going bankrupt, dad!
Gosh...
That was fun.
It sure was.
Let's get to work, kids.
Shall we?
Each of you take one.
Here you go.
Try to follow me.
- Alright. / - Go up first.
He's good.
That's our son.
Dad.
- Here I go. / - Come on up.
Hold on...
Okay.
- Careful. / - There.
Dear, grab this.
- Mom. / - Come up and grab this.
Goodness...
Here I go.
- You got it. / - Got it.
- Father. / - Get up here, dad.
- Here I go. / - Come up here, father.
Don't grab my legs.
- Father. / - Dad.
- Grab the rope. / - Don't grab my legs.
Dad.
Grab the rope, father.
Dad.
Dad, this...
You need to sign this document.
What are you talking about?
You need to sign mine first, father.
Grandpa, this is more urgent.
- Alright, alright. / - Mine is more urgent.
I'll sign them all.
Get them ready.
Alright.
Sign them all at once, dad.
All at once.
Father.
Hurry, dad.
- Father. / - Here I go.
- Father! / - It's going higher.
- Dad. / - Hurry, father!
- Here I go. / - I'm falling, father!
He did it.
There.
He did it.
- Minkyoung. / - Yes?
Yes, father?
You look like...
You look like the Joker.
What is it?
You grew a beard.
Already?
Goodness...
- I'm coming up. / - This is tiring.
Come on up, dad.
Goodness...
What the...
Dad, dad!
- Why are you sitting there, dad? / - Grandpa.
That's where the new employee sits.
The company is bankrupt.
I should think like a newbie.
So he had a plan.
- Yeah. / - He's different.
So...
Why am I so sleepy?
I'd like some coffee.
Yeah?
Should I make you some coffee?
You'll make me coffee?
- Gosh, dear... / - Just hold on.
Goodness...
Mom...
- Goodness... / - You just stepped on my foot.
Sorry.
- Dear. / - Yeah.
Take the cup.
- The cup? Give it here. / - A cup.
- Take the cup. / - Give it to me.
Got it?
Give it to me.
Here's the coffee.
Coffee...
Sugar...
- Sugar... / - Sugar...
I know you like cream in your coffee.
Right?
He likes a lot of cream.
Water...
- Dear. / - Yeah?
I'll mix it up for you.
Can you?
- I'll mix it up. / - Yeah.
- That's delicious. / - Was it mixed well?
I'm wide awake now, dear.
Yeah?
We're supposed to get a new employee.
Where is he?
I hired a great guy.
He's the perfect fit for our company.
- Really? / - Yes.
Hello!
I'm your new employee, Song Yeonggil!
What are you doing? Try your best.
Yes! Starting today, I will...
Quit this job!
Why would you quit?
- Mr. Song. / - Yes?
You have the best seat right here.
But that's the CEO's seat.
- Get up here and work. / - Come up and work.
This is your seat.
- Alright. / - Yes.
Goodness...
It sure is hard to get a job.
That's it.
You were almost there.
Why is this young man so weak?
I think you need to come hiking with us.
Is that really necessary?
- Get up here. / - Hurry.
Alright.
That's it. Sit right there.
- He made it. / - That's it.
Gosh...
He got the good seat.
- He's young so he has spirit. / - It's a nice seat.
Gosh...
This chair is pretty nice.
- It's comfortable. / - It's a nice chair.
Do you compensate for accidents here?
- We don't do that. / - Get to work.
How about this then?
Dad, pass him this document.
A document?
Yes, I'll work on this.
I want you to take that document
and make some copies
using this copy machine.
He's such a cheerful looking fellow.
He smiles a lot.
I should've studied harder in school.
He's fast on his feet.
Here's the copy.
I said to copy the document.
We can't use this guy.
Forget this!
I can't work at this company!
What is it now?
Please don't be like this.
Don't do this...
- Goodness! / - What the...
Goodness!
Where are you going?
I'm going on vacation.
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
I'm all ready for camping. Where's Soyeong?
Excuse me...
Can I borrow some kimchi?
Sure, I have some kimchi.
It's me, Seonguk.
Soyeong?
Geez, Soyeong.
It's so nice to be out camping.
The weather is nice
and so is the air.
She's so innocent.
Soyeong.
I made something for you.
Ta-da.
Wow, a flower ring.
I'll put it on you.
Alright.
Ta-da.
Wow, what a pretty flower ring.
Seonguk, isn't it pretty?
Soyeong, did you know?
Huh?
You're prettier.
I'm hungry.
- You're hungry? / - Yeah.
I'll grill some meat.
Seonguk.
- Ah. / - Ah.
It tastes better since you made it.
You should have some too.
Ah.
What's wrong, Soyeong?
Did something happen?
My dad wants me to study abroad.
What?
Should we run away together?
What?
Hot!
Seonguk, are you okay?
She's so pretty.
I'm fine, Soyeong.
Aren't you tired?
I'll pitch a tent here.
Seonguk, let me help.
- Soyeong... / - Yeah?
Let a man handle this.
Soyeong...
I need to get some water.
Soyeong! Soyeong!
It felt like the world was mine
when I was around Soyeong.
I finally get to see her after 3 years.
I miss her so much.
Seonguk!
How do you know my name?
Seonguk, it's Soyeong.
- Soyeong? / - Yeah.
- No. / - It's true.
- No way. / - It's me.
It's been so long, Seonguk.
What happened to you over those 3 years?
Everybody ages over time!
- Soyeong... / - Gosh...
Seonguk.
What's that in your hand?
Oh, this?
I made it for you.
Goodness gracious!
Gosh, you made this for me?
Soyeong.
Wow, you sure have a lot of time to kill.
Huh?
Gold looks better on my finger.
This will make me itchy.
Soyeong!
Seonguk, let's just eat.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Gosh, I'm hungry.
Boy, this looks good.
- Seonguk. / - Yeah?
Let me make you a wrap.
Wow, look at this.
Look at this lettuce.
Let me add some rice.
Just like this.
And some meat...
Right on top.
This sure looks yummy.
Seonguk...
How can I eat that huge wrap, Soyeong?
Goodness, Seonguk...
This could be the last wrap I make for you.
What do you mean by that?
My dad wants me to get married.
Huh?
So the thing is, Seonguk...
Soyeong...
Let's run away together.
To where?
The tent.
- Let's go. / - Huh?
There's no tent here.
- A tent? / - Yeah.
I've been waiting for today.
What the...
Seonguk!
Wow, it's all pitched.
Let's go inside.
Why would you take your jacket off?
Oh, am I rushing things?
What are you thinking of, Soyeong?
Don't be ridiculous and let's just eat.
- Alright, alright. / - Hot!
Goodness gracious! Are you hurt badly?
Soyeong!
That smells like saliva!
Come on, it doesn't smell.
Goodness gracious.
Seonguk, hold on.
Where are you going, Soyeong?
To take a dump, fool!
I really have to go...
Why did Soyeong change so much over 3 years?
The Soyeong I know from 3 years ago...
Seonguk.
I'm back.
Hold on, Soyeong.
Ta-da!
That's scary!
I'm scared of bugs.
Are you a fool?
You seem so foolish.
♪ You're a fool, you're a fool ♪
♪ She's a fool ♪
You're making me smile.
Soyeong, how about we listen to some music?
- Sure. / - Alright.
I love this song.
I'm so dizzy.
Let me throw this out.
I'm sorry!
Why would you apologize?
You were standing in my way!
Geez, what was that all about?
How embarrassing! I'm leaving!
Soyeong!
Gosh, I prepared this for you.
What is this, Soyeong?
The bathroom is a bit far.
Use it for emergencies.
Geez, Soyeong! I don't need this.
I'm the only one that looks out for you.
Soyeong, hold on.
What is it?
Ta-da!
Goodness, what is this?
A bug. You scared?
- This is a rare find! / - Huh?
It's a grasshopper!
They're delicious fried.
Soyeong...
Gosh... Seonguk.
While this is frying,
shall we have a go?
Have a go at what?
♪ When the full moon is out ♪
♪ You come to see me ♪
I'm so dizzy!
So dizzy...
Gosh, I'm so dizzy.
Let me go throw this out.
Goodness...
I'm so dizzy...
Hey, jerk.
Are you blind or something, you idiot?
I ought to...
You'd better apologize to me, fool!
Goodness gracious...
I'm sorry.
- Why you... / - I'm sorry!
- Get back here, punk! / - I'm sorry.
Soyeong!
Please go back to how you were 3 years ago!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
We're here to work.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple tablet PC trick.
Abracadabra.
Now I'll try this trick
with someone in the audience.
Out of the people here,
is there anyone that's a master in
taekwondo, hapkido or judo?
I'll pick him.
Come on up.
I've never been in a fight.
You look like a good fighter.
What's in your pockets?
My wallet.
A wallet.
I'll take this wallet
and put it on the screen.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
You can see it on screen now.
I'll put my hand in now.
And then...
I'll take out....
A $10 bill.
I'll go back in.
And take out...
A $10 bill.
This time...
- I'll take out... / - A $50 bill.
A $50 bill.
Thank you, boss.
The wallet.
There's nothing inside the wallet now.
Now turn the screen off.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
There is nothing inside this wallet!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Can I get my money...
My money...
This the highlight of today's show.
I'll show you an amazing trick where
I can use telekinesis with my hands.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Magician Bae Jeonggeon.
See that can?
Watch my hands.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
So before I try this amazing trick
with someone in the audience...
We'll show you our set.
As you can see...
There's nothing behind.
That's good.
Let me pick a real person from the audience.
You, sir.
In the glasses.
Please help us out.
Please give him a big hand.
Don't be nervous.
I'm a magician.
Hold your arms out.
Hold still.
Don't make any sudden movements.
Let me gather the energy in my hands.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Abracadabra!
Not there.
Where is it?
Oh, here it is.
Don't move.
Abracadabra!
- Applause! / - Applause!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is an AC unit.
We'll bring in the developer and CEO
to talk with you all.
Mr. CEO.
Hello.
AC.
So refreshing.
That's right, people.
CEO Yoo Minsang has been
researching air conditioners
and now he's full of himself.
What are you talking about?
He says he could seduce Son Yejin.
He's always saying ridiculous things like that.
I said that privately over drinks.
And Yoo Minsang's AC unit
tells you the amount of fine dust in the air.
Take a look.
Good, average, bad, worst.
Hold on...
The face for worst looks a bit strange.
This place is also the worst.
The worst.
- What are you saying? / - The worst.
Stop it.
You didn't change your underwear today, did you?
What are you saying?
- No! / - Don't come close! You smell.
- But... / - You smell like a toilet.
I smell like a toilet?
It's not like that, people.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Picking stars from the sky ♪
♪ Picking the moon from the sky ♪
♪ You'll have two handfuls ♪
♪ Orange ♪
Yoo Minsang's AC unit.
What? What?
How is an orange drink relevant to an AC unit?
What was that?
Let me tell you a bit more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's AC unit
is quite powerful for cooling your home.
No matter how hot your house is,
just leave our product on for 5 minutes...
Don't be surprised.
This is what happens.
Gosh!
What is this? An igloo?
The main cause of air-conditioningitis
is Yoo Minsang's AC unit.
That's a bad thing.
And another thing...
Please focus.
The outdoor fan for Yoo Minsang's AC unit
is famous for being very small and quiet.
The outdoor fan.
Yoo Minsang's outdoor fan.
It's the best outdoor fan in Korea.
- This outdoor fan... / - Your pronunciation...
Say it clearly. Outdoor fan.
Yoo Minsang's a scum...
No, that's totally wrong.
Yoo Minsang's AC unit
has a no-breeze feature that can
cool your house without a breeze.
That's an important function.
Let me turn it on.
That's it.
Hello, I'm Yoo Minsang the comedian.
Let me tell you a joke.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Hold on...
Where did you get that?
- That was so not funny I almost froze. / - Hold on.
I'm not this unfunny.
What was that?
Now we'll bring in someone that uses our product
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol, a barista from Dangsan.
It's so hot these days.
Don't turn on Yoo Minsang's AC unit.
How about getting an iced Americano instead?
People, with the money you can spend on an
AC unit, you can buy 200 cups of coffee.
Please come to our coffee shop.
Hey, what was that?
Don't you all want one?
We're having a buy-one-get-one-free special today.
Haecheol's Coffee Shop.
Why would you mention that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Chew, taste and enjoy ♪
For sore and bloody gum disease...
Yoo Minsang's AC unit.
What?
Hold on! Hold on!
Sir...
An AC unit and gums are irrelevant.
Huh?
- Long time no see! / - Oh, hello.
My entire family is a fan!
It's Kim Junhyeon!
Good to see you!
Sir, I'm...
I'm Yoo Minsang.
Oh, I'm sorry.
♪ Sorry ♪
♪ Sorry, sorry ♪
(Devils)
Hello!
We live on people's misfortune.
We're the devils.
Devils!
These days, many people
are a bit too harsh online
with their mean comments.
It's an article on Shin Bongseon.
What?
"Shin Bongseon is getting prettier?"
You mean she's getting fatter.
Disgusting.
The worst.
She makes me lose my appetite.
This is fun.
Those that use their anonymity
to attack others and hurt them!
We'll bring misfortune to people like that!
I hate Shin Bongseon!
Hey.
Don't just write comments.
Say it to her face!
What's he talking about?
Hello.
What the...
I saw the mean comment you wrote.
Why don't you just tell me to my face?
You... You're the worst!
You make me lose my appetite!
Geez...
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
I made you lose your appetite.
Then...
Just don't eat!
Why I ought to...
Oh.
Your online ID is Jeong Haein?
Oh, give me a break!
Don't use that name.
Shin Bongseon...
Is even worse...
In person.
She's got a horrible personality.
Just give up already.
Give up?
You need to be taught a lesson!
You're all trash!
You'd better disappear from my sight!
Hey! This is trash disappearing before your eyes!
What the...
Hold on!
Who are you guys?
We're devils!
Everyone!
These days, we've been getting
a lot of girl groups as guests on our show.
I'm sure the ladies here
want to see some handsome male idols!
Yes!
Do you want to see Wanna One?
Yes!
So that's why we brought this person.
The greatest idol from an audition show!
Yebin!
We fooled you all!
(Special guest, Yebin of DIA)
Please greet the audience.
Hello, I'm Yebin of DIA and UNI.T.
Yebin.
You're very exotic and beautiful in person.
Do you look like your mom or dad?
I look just like my mom.
Nope. You look like me!
Repeat after me. Alright, alright, I get it.
Alright, alright, I get it.
She's good.
Yebin, I heard you act very cute.
- Can you show us? / - Sure.
- Honey. / - Yeah, I'm your older brother!
We were just joking.
Please say a few words since you're here.
I was so happy to shoot with you devil boys.
Oh, thank you.
They're not boys. They're old men!
You're very good.
Just kidding. If you give me your numbers after this,
I'll make sure to save them.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
On my block list!
- We are... / - Yebin of DIA and UNI.T...
And the devils!
(Ugly Inside)
- Wow, 40 points. Amazing. / - Nice job.
Princess, princess! Princess Yumi!
How cute. Thank you.
I'm thirsty.
Let's break up.
What are you talking about?
My face keeps changing.
What? My face only changed twice...
- But yours keeps changing? / - Yeah.
You expect me to believe that?
How could you break up with me so easily?
I don't know how you'll change,
but as long as you're Song Byeongcheol inside
you're fine.
Yumi, I'm so sorry.
- Don't say things like that. / - Alright, I'm sorry.
- Honey! Only 5 minutes left. / - Yeah?
- Let's ask for some free minutes. / - Alright.
In the meantime, sing "100 Great Koreans."
Alright.
♪ In this beautiful land ♪
♪ Dangun was the one that founded the nation ♪
Wow, it's Dangun. Amazing.
Hello.
This room is for young people.
Sir, do you want me to find your room for you?
- It's Byeongcheol. / - What?
Princess, princess! Princess Yumi!
Gosh! What are you doing, sir?
I told you that my face changes.
Right, you did say that...
- But like this? / - Yeah...
- Goodness.... / - Calm down, Yumi.
I'll sing you a ballad.
You love it when I sing you ballads.
- What should I sing? / - I don't want that. I'm good.
Let me sing for you. What should I sing?
Lee Eunmi's "We're Breaking Up."
Stop joking. What should I sing?
Urban Zakapa's ♪ I don't love you ♪
♪ There's no other reason ♪
Sing it for me please.
Why are you being like this?
Right, do you have the love contract
that we always carry around?
- Sure, I do. / - Let me see it.
Our love contract.
Wow! That's it! He's really Byeongcheol!
Oh, no!
Love contract article 1 clause 1!
When Yumi gets angry, I kiss her.
Hot! Hot!
Are you okay?
- Sorry. I'm sorry. / - Hot!
Sorry, Byeongcheol.
Let me sing you a song.
Go ahead.
I love...
I'm being electrocuted!
Goodness gracious...
What's going on?
Pika, pika.
Pika...
A million volts... Goodness...
You having fun?
What the... Are you Byeongcheol?
Pika, pika.
Goodness... Gosh...
You changed species and not just your face.
Pika?
How are you Byeongcheol?
Same face and same height.
Oh, give me a break. Do you want a beating?
Get out of here. Go back inside your Pokeball.
Beat it! Get lost!
- Get lost! / - Alright, Yumi.
What was all that, Byeongcheol?
You showed up as a Pokemon.
Impossible...
- Yumi, I'm sorry. / - What's going on?
Cheer up. I'm sorry. I'll sing you a song.
- A trot medley. / - Forget it.
I'll sing a trot medley to cheer you up.
Let me get changed, okay?
- Be right back. / - Don't go, don't go!
- You'll change again! I said don't go! / - Hold on.
Hey!
♪ Yumi, you're my partner ♪
♪ My eternal partner ♪
♪ The greatest gift of my life ♪
♪ Was meeting you, Yumi ♪
Wow! It's Tae Jina! Amazing!
My mom is a huge fan!
I'm not Tae Jina.
- You're not? / - I'm Byeongcheol.
Pardon? I'm sorry that
I missed your 60th birthday party.
I had a gig. I'm sorry.
- I'm Byeongcheol! / - How so?
Princess.
Princess Yumi.
I'm so sorry, but I still don't believe you.
If you are Byeongcheol...
He usually likes to sing idol songs.
Can you sing one?
- Then I'll believe you. / - An idol song?
iKON's "LOVE SCENARIO."
Oh! iKON's "LOVE SCENARIO?"
Yes.
♪ We fell in love ♪
- ♪ We met and fell in love ♪ / - Gosh, so folksy.
I didn't know it was such a folksy song.
What is this? You're obviously Tae Jina.
- I'm Byeongcheol! / - How so?
Then sing the other song that Byeongcheol sings.
Sing "Fire" by BTS.
- "Fire?" / - Yes.
♪ Fire ♪
- ♪ BTS ♪ / - What is this?
Gosh, that was like BTSenior Citizen.
What was that? You're a trot singer!
How can I believe you?
Yumi.
There's a song I'm really good at.
I'll sing that for you.
- A song for young people? / - Of course.
Really?
This guy is my eternal partner.
You must mean Song Daekwan.
That's my back-up singer.
This guy is a world star.
A world star?
The entire world is crazy about him.
He's a singer that shows up when it rains!
No way...
Jung Jihoon! Come on out, Rain!
I knew it.
What is this?
What the...
What is this?
I don't know what this is.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
So where's my pretty daughter-in-law at?
Daughter-in-law? Don't be gross, dad.
She's being checked up by an obstetrician.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
I'm home!
Goodness! Welcome back.
It must've been a tough trip.
Careful there.
There you go.
So what did they say at the hospital?
The baby's growing up healthy.
It should be out by next week at the latest.
Oh, yeah? Have a seat.
Careful there. There you go. Good.
Good work.
So did the hospital say whether it's a boy or girl?
Well... Judging from the ultrasound,
it looks like there's something there.
But the doctor's unsure too.
It's so small.
Small?
Then I must be right! I'm right!
It runs in our family!
Stop it.
Alright! That's great news!
Right. I even came up with a name and everything.
How about Minsang?
Min for the people and Sang for above.
Someone that'll be above the people!
That's what it means.
Minsang?
I feel like he'll just end up fat.
Yeah? How about this one?
Junho. Jun for happiness and Ho for like.
It means to like happiness.
Junho? To like happiness?
It sounds like gambling would make him happy.
Yeah?
Then this is one I've had on my mind for a while.
How about Dongmin?
Dong for power and Min for people.
What does that mean?
Those are all the characters I know.
Dongmin?
Dongmin's dad.
Dongmin's mom.
It rolls right off the tongue!
- I like it! / - Let's go with that.
Yeah? Then I'll go to the village philosophy hall
and ask them about the name!
Dongmin! Dongmin! Yeah!
Gosh, my dad is so excited.
Who's this? We're not expecting anyone.
Daehui! Bongseon!
Hey, Sejin.
Sejin! Long time no see.
It's been a year.
You went to the U.S. after hosting our wedding.
Right... Daehui.
You haven't changed at all.
Yeah?
Bongseon, you look the same too.
I guess you're still staying fit after getting married.
Your figure looks exactly the same.
What are you babbling about?
Calm down. It's not good for the baby.
A baby? You're pregnant?
Yeah! I'm expecting very soon.
Oh! Sorry about that! I thought it was your gut.
This is how big your gut used to be.
Oh! Sorry, sorry.
Anyway, congrats.
You must be having twins, right?
- You'd better shut your mouth! / - Good-bye!
That guy...
That guy got me so angry!
Calm down.
Ow, my stomach. Ow...
You're about to fart again, aren't you?
No, I think the baby is about to come out!
What? The doctor said next week!
The baby!
The baby is coming? Alright! To the hospital!
Hey! Let me go! You'll pull out all my hair!
That hurts! That hurts! You're pulling out my hair!
You're pulling out my hair!
It's coming out!
Good job, Bongseon.
It was harder on you.
This is no big deal.
Gosh, our pretty baby...
Let me see your face.
He's only a day old...
But I feel like he'll start speaking soon.
Maybe because he's our first... He grosses me out.
Oh, it looks like Dongmin is angry.
Do you want daddy to cheer you up?
Peek-a-boo!
Gosh... You don't know how to take care of a child.
My baby!
Why are you so angry, my baby?
There, there. Cheer up.
Peek-a-boo!
(Convenient Drama)
The following story
is all a lie.
We'd like to tell you now that we are not
criticizing an existing group or individual.
Convenient Drama.
Alright.
- Hello, Mr. Congressman. / - Hey.
You worked hard to get me to congress.
Who's this?
He's a new assistant.
Great. Welcome to our political party.
Nice to meet you.
As you know, our political party is the famous...
It's...
Favoring a specific party during election season?
We do not endorse a specific party on this show.
Please let me finish.
We're the famous...
Democratic Liberty Justice
Peace Bareun Unaffiliated Party.
This is our party.
All of Korea will be unified soon!
That's right.
- So anyway, Mr. Congressman. / - Yeah.
What'll you do about Song Jungeun?
We'll cast him aside now that the election is over.
What if he tries to get revenge?
If a dog is disobedient, you should beat it.
- A dog... / - Cruelty to animals...
That's not what I mean.
Let me try that again.
If a dog is a disobedient,
the owner should be blamed.
- The owner didn't teach the dog properly. / - Right.
Kang Hyeonguk said that there are
no bad dogs in this world.
I love dogs.
- Congressman Yoo! / - What the...
How could you do this to me?
I don't have any business with you.
You don't think I have insurance?
What insurance?
What did you do at the villa in Namyangju?
What are you talking about?
I got a video clip
of a dragonfly in Namyangju!
A hidden camera? Give it here...
Let me play it!
What are you doing?
You can't play that here.
It's a clip of a dragonfly.
From Namyangju...
Gosh, the dragonfly flew off.
What an exciting clip.
That was a close call.
Mr. Jeong, handle him.
Yes, sir.
I'll end this in one punch.
Hey, you can't show a tattoo on TV.
This is Bonobono.
- Isn't it cute? / - It sure is.
It comes off if I rub it.
Congressman Yoo!
- You think I'll let you do this to me? / - What?
This is why I called a reporter
to reveal all the dirt on you.
- A reporter? / - Reporter!
Mr. Congressman, please say a few words.
How dare you show up here?
Want to get a good look at my fist?
You were about to punch a girl?
No, it wasn't like that...
How is your face smaller than my fist?
That's what I was going to say.
- Oh. / - You startled me.
Mr. Congressman.
You'll be all over the front page.
Look here.
What are you doing?
You hit a girl?
This is why your girlfriend dumped you recently.
That's a crime!
No, girls always act like this.
Girls always act?
So you're saying all girls can't be trusted?
No, it isn't like that.
Minsang, I hit her like this.
Minsang, that's going overboard.
I just hit him like this.
Stop hitting people!
- Why you... / - Ow...
Hey!
I can't even grab her?
Yes! I deserve to be hit!
This is easier for me.
Enough. Let's fight this guy.
- Let's go, boys! / - Hold it!
You think I came alone?
- What? / - Boys!
Yes, boss!
What's going on?
This isn't acceptable.
This is a family show. We can't have mobsters.
- No good. / - Again.
Kids!
- Kids... / - Goodness...
- Should we take a photo together? / - Yes!
Look at all the cameras. Let's take a photo.
We respect all the TV regulations.
We'll be back again with another convenient story.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with class today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright.
Wow, amazing.
- This beat-thm is so dope. / - What? Beat-thm?
I mixed beat and rhythm!
Teacher, I'm going for a drink later.
I want pollack,
chicken feet
and fish jerky as bar snacks.
So I mixed those three bar snacks!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Pollack, chicken feet...
Fish jerky...
Pollack, chicken feet, fish jerky...
Pol-chi-jerk!
Chewy pol-chi-jerk!
The best bar snack is pol-chi-jerk!
Everyone!
Pol-chi-jerk!
Teacher, let's eat some pol-chi-jerk with drinks.
Alright.
- That sounds great. / - Yeah.
Teacher, I really like girl groups.
- I like Taeyeon of Girls' Generation. / - Taeyeon.
- And Jimin of AOA. / - Jimin.
- As well as Nayeon of TWICE. / - Nayeon.
I've mixed them and brought them here!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Taeyeon, Jimin, Nayeon...
Taeyeon, Jimin, Nayeon!
Tae Jina!
(Special guest, Tae Jina)
Adorable Tae Jina!
Sexy Tae Jina!
Everyone!
Tae Jina!
Tae Jina is a great singer.
- This has been Mix Sejin... / - And Tae Jina!
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
You're pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the...
What are you doing?
This is so swag.
I'm going to work at a beauty salon.
I'm going to have swag at the salon too.
What'll you do at a salon?
We got a customer?
Sit here.
I'll massage your scalp.
The chair is too low? Then I'll raise it.
Swag, swag...
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag...
Wow, it's up so high.
Sorry.
Alright, I'll dye your hair now.
What color do you want?
Brown? Blonde?
My hair? It's totally swag.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army,
I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This hair washing tray
will become my hat.
- Don't I look like Jack Sparrow? / - Jack Sparrow.
And these hair clips
will become my earrings.
And lastly, these straighteners
will become my castanets.
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Ready.
Let's start the performance!
♪ Here we go, here I come ♪
♪ There we go, here I come ♪
♪ The singing beggar from last year ♪
♪ Is still alive and back again ♪
Alright, you'll go sit down now.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job.
Great, next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - What are you pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when you're amazed ♪
♪ That your mom lost 3kg from exercising ♪
♪ But then my mom went out to eat ♪
♪ With my dad to celebrate which was nice ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ She ate 4kg of meat after losing 3kg ♪
♪ My mom said she can run again and my dad said ♪
♪ You'll have to run all the way to Busan, dear ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of shoes with air bubbles ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher? / - Yeah.
There are those-those-those times, yo.
What did you say?
Teacher, there are-are...
What are you saying?
♪ There are those times when I remember ♪
♪ That I went to "Show Me the Money" ♪
♪ To cheer for Woo Wonjae who I'm copying ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ We exchanged numbers so that ♪
♪ I could get him on Gag Concert ♪
♪ And I called Wonjae recently ♪
♪ I heard over the phone ♪
♪ This number no longer exists ♪
♪ I'll get, get, get his number again ♪
♪ What I need is ♪
♪ Wonjae's number, I mean ♪
♪ His manager's number, I mean, his stylist's, I mean ♪
♪ Two bags of numbers of anyone that knows him ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
I'll be back, back, back again.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
What kind of English jokes will you do today?
I won't speak English.
- Really? / - Yes.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
- Never? / - Yes.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about desserts
that are famous all over the world.
In Korea, we eat delicious rice cakes
after our meals.
In Southeast Asia, they enjoy tropical fruits.
They're delicious.
And in the U.S.,
they eat this rice cake discus.
A rice cake discus.
- What is that? / - A rice cake discus.
Who calls that a rice cake discus?
It's a rice cake discus.
What else would I call it?
Everyone here calls it by something else.
Nope. It's a rice cake discus.
- You know. Circular contrast. / - No...
- There's no term. / - What was that?
- Someone just said it. / - No, it's a rice cake discus.
- You know the word too. / - No.
- Just say it. / - Rice cake discus.
Say it when I'm giving you the chance.
No!
You said you wouldn't speak English!
No!
Pie!
P-I-E! Pie!
Apple pie.
Blueberry cinnamon lemon cream pie.
Corned beef pasty chicken and mushroom
double-slice frito cottage pie.
Ulsan's shaky pie.
A-pie blood sausages.
♪ Head, shoulders, knees and pie, knees and pie ♪
♪ Even though my pie hurts ♪
Director, I'm sorry. I can't not speak English.
It's okay. You're allowed to say pie.
It's fine.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I still won't use English.
Alright, alright.
Last weekend, I went to the electronics market.
Yeah.
- Koreans are so generous. / - Sure.
I went and bought this desktop.
And this router.
And as a freebie, they threw in...
- A rat. / - What?
I can't believe my ears.
- What is this? / - A rat.
- How is that a rat? / - It has a tail. It's a rat.
You use a rat when you use your computer?
Sure. Squeak, squeak, squeak...
Don't be ridiculous.
- You call it by something else. / - No, it's a rat.
- You know the word. / - No, it's a rat.
Just say it.
When I'm giving you the chance.
No!
Mouse!
M-O-U-S-E! Mouse!
Optical mouse.
Three-button USB laser mouse.
Slim wireless nano-receiver
mobile adjustable gaming mouse.
The Song triplets. Daehan, Minguk and Mouse.
♪ Christ-mouse, Christ-mouse, Christ-mouse ♪
♪ Oh my, oh my, please don't mouse ♪
♪ Please don't mouse ♪
I'm sorry, director.
I can't not speak English!
- Get out. / - Alright, thank you very much.
Who wants some pie?
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
Good job, Seongwon.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I'm very into dieting these days.
I do something every day for my diet.
So you box.
People come first.
Coming up with this every week takes work.
So what do you do after you get off work?
Daehui, I enjoy leisure
in my everyday life.
I'm sorry but I brought an AI speaker
in case we don't understand you.
Interpret what the principal says.
Sure.
There are many ways to enjoy
leisure time after work.
First, you can wide an indoor cycle
as you watch the owiginal aiwing of Gag Concert.
You can ride an indoor cycle
as you watch the original airing of Gag Concert.
Video chatting with the one you wove
as you whisper wovingwy to each other until 6 a.m.
Video chatting with the one you love
as you whisper lovingly to each other until 6 a.m.
Lastly...
Going to the dewicious westauwants featured on
Yoo Minsang's show, "Dewicious Guys"
and enjoying some pork bewwy and soju.
I did not understand that.
Sorry, but can you say that one more time?
Lastly...
Going to the dewicious westauwants featured on
Yoo Minsang's... I can't say this twice.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
Me!
So...
Ssam Sara.
Principal Moon, I'm a big fan.
It's unfortunate I've never done a skit with you.
So how about we have a collaboration here?
So I mixed Principal Moon and Ssam Sara!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Ssam Sara...
Principal Moon...
Ssam Sara!
Ssam people come first!
I hope you all have a fun week
and dance!
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap!